FIVE RIDDLES

1. What do you call the clear, sunny day that follows two rainy days?

2. What do you buy with the full intention of breaking it?

3. What did the breeze say to the screen door?

4. What do you call two bicycles welded together?

5. A tomato, a carrot, and a cucumber ran a race. The tomato won easily. Why?

Answers:

1. Monday

2. A pinata

3. "I'm just passing through."

4. Siamese Schwinns

5. The tomato paste itself.