1. What song do rams hate the most?
2. What do you have when you're sitting, but lose when you stand?
3. Why is a woman like a shadow? (Credit: Ben Jonson)
4. Why don't jumper cables get invited to parties?
Answers:
1. "There'll Never Be Another You" (Ewe)
2. Your lap
3. If you pursue her, she runs from you. If you run from her, she pursues you.
4. They might start something.
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