THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN VI

What's the difference between:

1. A tractor and the "It's over" letter?

2. America and Russia?

3. A secret and gossip?

4. St. George and Santa's reindeer?

5. A prince and a smoggy day?

6. A Northern and Southern fairy tale?

Answers:

1. One's a John Deere and the other's a Dear John.

2. In America, you find the party. In Russia, the Party finds you.

3. You tell a secret to one person at a time.

4. St. George slays the dragon. Santa's reindeer are draggin' the sleigh.

5. One is the heir apparent, and the other is air apparent.

6. A Northern fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time ............" A Southern fairy tale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this, but ............"