1. A man walks into an ice cream store and asks what flavors they have. The girl serving behind the counter answers in a barely audible voice, "Vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry." She then begins wheezing and clearing her throat. The man asks, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No," she whispers, "just vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry."
2. Why was the chicken wearing a tuxedo?
3. Why aren't there any good Hannukah songs?
4. How old are you?
5. Which time gives you the best chance to catch a train, 12:45 or 12:40?
Answers:
2. He was going to a fowl ball.
3. All the Jews were too busy writing Christmas songs.
4. I'm so old I can remember when the Dead Sea was healthy.
5. 12:45, because it's fifteen to one. 12:40 is twenty to one.
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