There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
Sinclair Lewis
We are prepared for insults, but compliments leave us baffled.
Mason Cooley
Telegram from George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill:
I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my play; bring a friend .......... if you have one.
Response from Winston Churchill to George Bernard Shaw:
Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second night ............ if there is one.
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