JOKES

1. A wealthy woman hired a new maid and was explaining the importance of being extra careful with the antique furniture:

WW: This table goes back to Louis the Fourteenth.

Maid: I understand. My whole living room set goes back to Sears the fifteenth.

2. The hypothetical scenario that millions of monkeys typing randomly on millions of typewriters would eventually replicate the works of Shakespeare has been proven to be false. There is no indication on the Internet that this is ever going to happen.