MAKE A WISH

A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it, and, sure enough, a genie emerges. The genie says, "I will grant you one wish." The man says, "I would like to see peace in the Middle East." He then hands the genie a map of the area. The genie looks it over and says, "It's impossible. Even I can't do it. I grant you another wish." The man then says, "I would like to see the Cubs in the World Series." The genie pauses for a moment, and then says, "Let me see that map again."