A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name tag that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack," he says, "I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation." Patty stares at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. "My name is Kermit Jagger, my Dad is Mick, and it's all OK, I know the bank manager." Patty stammers that he will need to secure the loan with some kind of collateral. "Of course," the frog replies, "I've got this." He then produces a tiny porcelain elephant, one inch tall, bright pink, and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she will have to consult with the bank manager, and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says ..........................?

Answer:

"It's a knicknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."