Credit: NY Times Crossword - Feb. 6, 2011
David J. Kahn
A woman went to see a new doctor. In his office she noticed a diploma on the wall. She remembered having a crush on a handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name. However, this man was balding, gray-haired, and just average looking. She thought he was much too old to have been her classmate. Nevertheless, she asked him if he had attended her high school, and after he said yes, she asked, "When did you graduate?" He answered, "In 1971, but why do you ask?" The woman exclaimed, "You were in my class!" He looked at her closely, then asked, "What did you teach?"
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