FOUR RIDDLES

1. The wedding was on Wednesday. You arrived on Thursday. The cost, which you must cover, is $3,000. You have $2,999. What are you?

2. It's true that there is no such thing as half a hole, but there is such a thing as a quarter of one.

3. When are hands like bells?

4. How are a landlord and a tenant alike?

Answers:

1. A day late and a dollar short

2. A quarter of one is 12:45.

3. When you wring them

4. Both are trying to raise the rent.