Credit: F in Exams by Richard Benson
The following are actual student answers to test questions:
Q: What are the three types of blood vessels?
A: Vanes, anchovies, and caterpillars
Q: What is meant by a "terminal" illness?
A: It's when you get sick at the airport.
Q: To change centimeters to meters, you ............
A: Take out centi
Q: What do you call a six-sided, regular polygon?
A: A stop sign
Q: Explain the phrase "free press."
A: When your Mom irons your pants
Q: What happens when your body starts to age?
A: When you get old, your organs work less effectively and you can become intercontinental.
Q: How is oxygen loaded, transported, and unloaded in the bloodstream?
A: With a forklift
Q: What guarantees might a mortgage company require before extending a home loan?
A: They may check to see whether you are well endowed before allowing the purchase.
Q: There are 300 students in the 10th grade. Mary and Mark want to find out the 10th grade's favorite color. Mary asks 30 people. Mark asks 150 people. Mark says, "My conclusions are more likely to be reliable than Mary's." Why does Mark think he is right?
A: Because Mark is a man
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