Friday, August 17, 2012

THE VERY BEST TOTALLY WRONG TEST ANSWERS II
Credit: F in Exams by Richard Benson

The following are actual student answers to test questions:

Q.Name the smaller rivers that run into the Nile.
A. The Juveniles
Q. Name three animals that live only in the Arctic.
A. One polar bear and two seals
 
Q. What is the name given to residents of Moscow?
A. Mosquitos
Q. What are rift valleys?
A.  Valleys that have had a falling out

Q. What is having only one spouse called?
A.  Monotony

Q. Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.
A. Learning to speak Latin

Q. Who was the successor of the first Roman Emperor?
A. The second Roman Emperor
Q. What is the name of the man-made waterway that connects the Mediterranean and Red Seas?
A. The Sewage Canal
Q. How did Socrates die?
A. From an overdose of wedlock, which is apparently poisonous

Q. Explain the saying: "Some people don't look up until they are flat on their backs."
A. Some people can't look up because something has happened to their necks. For example, if a person gets kicked in the neck by a kung-fu midget, they will not be able to look up.

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