Buyer: You said there were 150 head of cattle, but there are only 147.
Cowboy: I rounded them up.
Patient: I've had this cough for seven days.
Doctor: It's a wee cold.
A twenty-dollar bill and a one-dollar bill were about to be shredded after many years of circulation. Each reflected on its experiences:
$20: I've been to Las Vegas, Atlantic City, Paris, and Rome.
$1: I've been to the Methodist Church, the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church .............
$20: Wait a minute. What's a church?
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