Credit: LA Times Crossword
Sylvia Bursztyn and Barry Tunick
Q. How can you prove that the cat ate the canary?
A. Down in the mouth
Q. What does a convict see from his cell?
A. Parallel bars
Q. How does a seamstress spend her money?
A. On pins and needles
Q. What do you call left-over pork roast?
A. Cold shoulder
Q. Why is it so expensive to ride in the Goodyear blimp?
A. The fare is a balloon payment.
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