1. Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape?
2. Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
3. What animal resembles an aardvark, but isn't an aardvark?
4. How many parents does a polar bear have?
5. What was Sigmund Freud's favorite song?
Answers:
1. She was tired of raisin' kids.
2. He wanted a long, little doggie.
3. An aaren'tvark
4. Five - a maw and four paws
5. "I Want a Girl, Just Like the Girl, Who Married Dear Old Dad"
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