FOUR RIDDLES

1. What do you call a psychiatrist wearing winter clothes?
2. Why can't a chicken coop have four doors?
3. What is the opposite of DISCLOSE?
4. The Shakespeare Society and the Computer Club had both reserved the same hotel. How was the conflict settled?

Answers:

1. Shrink, wrapped
2. Because then it would be a chicken sedan
3. DAT FAR 
4. The Shakespeare Society prevailed, because actors speak louder than nerds.