FOUR RIDDLES

1. What was the name of the woman who put a match to her mortgage?
2. What did the crank caller ask when he called the maternity ward?
3. What did the surgeon do after he finished reading the medical textbook?
4.  Why do grandparents get along so well with their grandchildren?

Answers:

1. Bernadette
2. "Do you deliver?"
3. He cut out the appendix.
4. They have a common enemy.