THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN VIII

What's the difference between:

1. A farmer and a bull?
2. A shuffled deck of cards and a dressmaker without glitter?
3. A sad iguana and Merlin slam-dunking?
4. A six point score in football and Amsterdam?
5. Week-old coleslaw and a depressing song?

Answers:

1. The farmer lets you cross his field for free, but the bull charges. 
2. The cards are out of sequence and the dressmaker is out of sequins. 
3. One is a weeping lizard and the other a leaping wizard. 
4. One is a touchdown and the other a Dutch town.
5. One is a bad salad and the other is a sad ballad.

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