FIVE RIDDLES

1. What was the name of the woman who stood between the two poles of the soccer goal?
2. What was the name of the snail who could play the accordion?
3. Why did the woman marry the fisherman?
4. What's one way to be different?
5. If Bible prophet Jonah were alive today and drove a car with a bumper sticker, what would the bumper sticker say?

Answers:

1. Annette
2. Lawrence Whelk 
3. She thought he was a good catch.
4. Eat your slice of pie starting at the wide end.
5. Save the whales