JOKES

A woman sees a man smoking and decides to educate him.
"How long have you been smoking?" she asks.
"Ten years," he answers.
"How many packs a day do you smoke?"
"Three."
"How much does a pack of cigarettes cost?"
"Almost $5.00."
"Do you know you could have bought a Lamborghini with the money you've wasted on cigarettes?" the woman yells.
"Really!" says the man, "Wow!"
"Do you smoke?" he asks her.
"No," she replies indignantly.
"So, where's your Lamborghini?"

Credit: Curtis Fease
in Reader's Digest, May, 2013