THREE JOKES

1. A group in New Zealand has taught dogs how to drive. Why is this a bad idea?
2. Why couldn't the man lift the box of old magazines?
3. What did they find at the bakery explosion?

Answers:

1. The 10 o'clock - 2 o'clock hand position on the steering wheel would have to be changed to 1-4-7-9.  (Dave Letterman in Reader's Digest, May, 2013)

2. He had back issues.

3. A napoleon blown apart  (Bennett Cerf)