DRIDDLES

1. Did you hear about the surrealist boxer?
2. What happens when an origami expert falls asleep?
3. What do you call a fly in the ointment?
4. One-headlight warning in South African city
5. What was the epitaph of the guy who was always going off to the races?
6. Finished in Delaware
7. Holiday celebrating shortages
8. English patriotic song for dogs
9. Most up-to-date small, pointed projectile
10. Bad pickle feelings
11. Biloxi motorist

Answers:

1. Muhammad Dali
2. He has dreams of paper.
3. A bug in a drug
4. Durban legend
5. Dashes to dashes 
6. Dover and done
7. Dearth Day 
8. "Drool Brittania! "
9. State of the dart 
10. Dill will
11. Mississippi driver

Credit: LA Times Crossword
Sylvia Bursztyn and Barry Tunick
D-ON IN FRONT  (#1-5  adapted)