DID YOU HEAR ABOUT XI

Did you hear about............................

1. The badly-written will?
2. The penguin who backed out of his wedding?
3. The banana who lost his court case?
4. The new Ford designed especially for rush-hour traffic?
5. The frustrated gardener?
6. The divine gymnastic feat?

Answers:

1. It split heirs. 
2. He got cold feet. 
3. He's going to appeal. 
4.  It's called a Stationary Wagon.  (Stan Kegel)
5. He threw in the trowel.  (Jeanne Wilson) 
6. The vault of heaven