FOUR RIDDLES

1. Why did the teacher give all her students D's and F's?
2. What do you call a mirage in Alaska?
3. How do you know Dracula was a magician?

4. Julius Caesar famously said of his military prowess, "Veni, vidi, vici" - "I came, I saw, I conquered." What is the modern-day version of Caesar's boast?

Answers:

1. She had a low-grade fever. (Credit: Robert Kroese)
2. An optical Aleutian
3. He was a neck romancer.
4. "Veni, vidi, VISA" - "I came, I saw, I charged."