SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT
Based on a flat in The Enigma
NPL Magazine - May, 2010
SCARAB

Parades need horse, this is true,
And horses do what horses do;
And someone must clean up, I see,
But why must I that someone be?

Why couldn't Tony be the guy,
Or maybe Nick - but no, 'tis I.
If I just had a bit more cash,
I'd quit before that New Year's bash.

I'd live scoop-free, and of course,
I'd never see another horse.