THREE RIDDLES

1. Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
2. What living thing could travel far and near after its death?

3. What spelling rule is illustrated by the following:

    CASPIAN: FREIGHT

Answers:

1. Because they take things, literally.
2. A tree whose wood was made into a ship
3. I before E except after C

Credit:
#1: The Enigma
NPL Magazine - Oct. 2013
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