JOKES

Can you supply the "punch line" to these five favorite one-liners by Henny Youngman?

1. A doctor gave a man six months to live - but he couldn't pay his bill, so....................

2. My wife is a light eater, .........................

3. I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave it up - ..................................

4. My grandson was so ugly when he was born, ...............................................

5. Take my wife - .............................................

6. [As a patient in the hospital] "Are you comfortable?"........................................

Answers:

1. .....the doctor have him another six months.
2. .....as soon as it's light, she starts to eat
3. .....they have no holidays.
4. .....the doctor slapped his mother.
5. .....please 
6. .....I make a living.