From The Enigma
May, 2016
$8.90 (adapted)

En route to a seder at an old chateau,
I bought some sweet wine -
To bless the fruit of the vine.
But driving through the PORTE COCHERE,
I stopped.
Afraid to bring the bottle in. Is _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _ _ _?

Answer:

PORT KOSHER 

Note: A porte cochere is a covered driveway - often a grand entrance for vehicles and guests at a luxury hotel.