FOUR RIDDLES

1. Where in the Bible does it say that bigamy is wrong?

2. Why did the package smell?

3. What happened when pigs grew wings?

4. What do you call a rancher eating a pastrami on rye?

Answers:

1. In Matthew 24:6 - A man cannot serve two masters.
2. It was scent by courier. 
3. Swine flew. 
4. The farmer in the deli

Credits:
#1: Mark Twain 
#2: Joe DiPietro
#3: Arthur Eaglejam