FIVE RIDDLES

1. Why do the French eat only one egg for breakfast?
2. What did the lawyer ask the paralegal?
3. What do you call a long line at a Japanese restaurant?
4. What song do Eskimos in an igloo sing?
5. What did Quasimodo say when his job got boring?

Answers:

1. Because, in France, one egg is un oeuf.
2. "Where's the brief?" 
3. Sushi queue
4. "Cold Folks at Home"
5. "If I tolled them once, I tolled them a hundred times."

Credits:
#3: Harvey Estes
#5: Jeffrey Wechsler