SPOONERISMS XIII

The answers to these riddles are Spoonerisms.

1. What's the difference between:

Where you look when you look everywhere, and a thief and an au pair?

2. What's the difference between:

An expression that means bad things happen in groups, and what happens when a lion steps on a thorn?

3. What's the difference between:

A boater in trouble who wants to attract attention and Greenpeace?

Answers:

1. Nook and cranny - Crook and nanny 
2. When it rains it pours - When it pains it roars
3. Wave the sails and save the whales 

Credit #3:
From The Enigma
NPL Magazine
June, 2018
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