MAGICIAN JOKES

NY Times Crossword
December 18,1997
Cathy Allis Millhauser

1. What do you call a smart magic trick?
2. What do you call a minor magic trick?
3. What's the going rate for cheap magic tricks?
4. What kind of people should not watch magic tricks?
5. What did the magician say when his show started late?

Answers:

1. Wise guise
2. Just a little wile
3. Buck-a-ruse
4. The feint-hearted
5. There's been a sleight delay.