QUOTES XLIV

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Will Rogers

How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 kinds of cheese?
Charles de Gaulle

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.
Last line of The Declaration of Independence - Thomas Jefferson

We're lost, but we're making good time.
Yogi Berra (while driving to Cooperstown)

I'm not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde