ABOARD THE H.M.S. BEAGLE
John Lampkin

The answers to the questions below are spoofing Charles Darwin. Wordplay is fair play.

What do you call Darwin's ....................

1. treatise on how gossip gets started?
2. theory on voting?
3. weighty hypothesis on endurance?
4. developmental battle?

Answers:

1. On the Origin of Specious Rumors
2. Natural election
3. Survival of the fattest
4. Evolutionary War