DID YOU HEAR ABOUT XXXIII

Did you hear about .......................

1. The bipolar explorer?
2. The motto of the demolition crew?
3. The staff reductions at the morgue?
4. The psychic who was involved in a fender bender?
5. The woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine cards scented with French perfume and signed "Guess who?"

Answers:

1. He went to the Arctic and the Antarctic. 
2. "Raze your sites."
3. They're cutting coroners.
4. She had an auto-body experience. 
5. She's a divorce lawyer.

Credits:
2: Nancy Salomon
3: Ben Smith 
5. Robert Orben