JOKES

A man woke up to find a gorilla in his tree, so he called a gorilla-removal service. The worker arrived with a stick, a pair of handcuffs, a shotgun, and a chihuahua. "Here's how it works," he told the man:
"I climb up in the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, my specially-trained chihuahua will attack his - uh - sensitive area. When the gorilla instinctively puts its paws together to protect itself, you slap on the handcuffs."
"Got it," said the man, "but what's the shotgun for?"
The worker answered, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the chihuahua."