JOKES

   A Russian cosmonaut crash-landed in the Australian outback and ended up in a small hospital. Regaining consciousness, he saw a nurse approaching his bed. Knowing that he must be in pretty bad shape, he asked, "Did I come here to die?"
   "No," the nurse replied." "You came here yesterday."


Q. Why should Cleopatra have seen a psychiatrist?
A. She was Queen of Denial.

Q. Why did God put economists on earth?
A. To make astrologers look good

Q. How do you know that most of the Seven Dwarfs are sad?
A. Six of them are not Happy.