QUOTES LVII

George Washington's inaugural address lasted a minute and a half. I guess that's about right for a politician who never tells a lie.
Jay Leno

Never leave a place where you're having a good time to go somewhere else where you only think you'll have a better time.
Rich Leblond

One of the surest signs that intelligent life exists in outer space is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Normandy Alden

When something can be read without effort, great effort has gone into its writing.
Enrique Jardiel Poncela

Snatching the eternal out of the desperately fleeting is the great magic trick of human existence.
Tennessee Williams