JOKES

   When Ara Parseghian was being interviewed for the post of head coach of the Notre Dame football team, the priest was filling out a questionnaire with Parseghian's vital statistics. As he hesitated on one of the beginning lines, Parseghian asked, "Are you having difficulty spelling Parseghian?"
   "No," came the reply, "I'm having difficulty spelling Presbyterian."

   A college graduate applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicatns, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.
   As soon as the young man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway  and opened the packet. Inside a message read, "You're our kind of people. Report to the fifth floor."