QUOTES LVIII

The formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for living in California: When you find a fault, don't dwell on it.
Jay Trachman

Baby-sitter to parents: "By the way, I promised Amy that if she'd go to bed without any fuss, you'd buy her a pony in the morning."

Extremists think "communication" means agreeing with them.
Leo Rosten

You cannot get ahead while you are getting even.
Rep. Dick Armey

Two-thirds of budget is debt.
Joseph Appel