From Reader's Digest
Contributed by Erica Wiest

   My aunt deals with customer complaints at a retail store. She and my uncle had an argument, and to make up he waited in her customer-service line. When it was his turn, he whispered in her ear that he'd take her out to dinner that night. Her face lit up, and she gave him a big kiss.
   The next man in line stepped up and said, "I'm complaining about the same thing he was."