JOKES

From Reader's Digest

My cousin said she knew she'd been home with her kids for too long when they were watching a wedding between two puppets on "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" - and she cried.

From the Singles Connection section of the Hemet, California News:
"Lonely widow misses husband. Seeks tight-fisted, ornery old coot for companionship."

Last Fall when Bob Hope threw a pre-election party at his home for George Bush, the comedian admitted being disturbed by the Secret Service. "This afternoon they brought in dogs to sniff around for bombs," Hope said. "They kept stopping at my joke file."