JOKES

   "Honey, I have a confession to make," a guy told his bride. "I'm a golf nut. You'll never see me on weekends during golf season."
   "Well, dear," she murmured, "I have a confession to make too. I'm a hooker."
   "No problem," replied the groom. "Just keep your head down and your left arm straight."


   A visitor to a maternity ward playfully asked a baby how old he was. To the man's amazement the infant said he was three days old. "Well, where did you come from?" sputtered the man. The baby replied matter-of-factly that he was the product of his parents' intimate relations. "How could you possibly know that?" asked the now bewildered man.
   "Well," answered the baby, " I wasn't born yesterday."