DID YOU HEAR ABOUT XXXIX

Did you hear about ........................

1. How many margaritas the woman poured into her birdbath?
2. What the bald man who shoplifted a hairpiece said to the police?
3. The wedding of the violinist and the cellist?
4. The fake tenor?

Answers:

1. Enough tequila mockingbird 
2. "I forgot toupee for it." 
3. They exchanged strings. 
4. Placebo Domingo