QUOTES LXXX

Overheard in a dress shop: My measurements are small, medium, and large - in that order.

One little girl's description of her anxiety: I feel in a hurry all over, but I can't get started.

It ain't bragging if you really done it.
Dizzy Dean

You can fool some of the people all of the time, all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
Abraham Lincoln

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.
Laurence J. Peter