FIVE RIDDLES

1. Why is the male ant a better swimmer than the female?
2. How do you keep a bagel safe?
3. Why is an obtuse angle like a piano?
4. Why was the thesaurus publisher so annoying?
5. What did the sheepish souvenir-seeker ask the Berliner?

Answers:

1. The male ant is buoyant.
2. Put lox on it. 
3. It has middle "C" (obtuSEAngle)
4. He kept saying, "Take my word for it."
5. "Have you any wall?" 
 

Credits:
#2: Deborah Slom
#3:  Pam Amick Klawitter
#4:  Elio Desiderio
#5: Jeanne Wilson