THREE RIDDLES

1. Descartes said, "Cogito ergo sum - I think, therefore I am." What did Popeye say?

2. What do you call a play about a guy who loses his pocket protector, black-rimmed glasses, and graphing calculator all at the same time?

3. Why did the philosopher order both a chicken salad and an egg salad sandwich in a restaurant? 

Answers:

1. "Cogito ergo spud - I think, therefore I yam."*
2. A Geek tragedy 
3. He wanted to see which came first. 


*Popeye was famous for saying, "I yam what I yam."