DID YOU HEAR ABOUT XLI

Did you hear about .........................

1. The trial lawyer's marriage?
2. The marsupial fight?
3. The two military doctors who struck out on their own?

Answers:

1. Opening statement: "I do."
    Next twenty years: Contract dispute
    Closing argument: "We're through." 

2. Wombat combat

3. Major Surgery and General Anesthesia went into private practice.

Credits:
1: Ed Early
2. WITZ in The Enigma, April, 2019