JOKES

1)
A man was touring an Olympics training site when he saw an athlete carrying a long, flexible pole. "Are you a pole vaulter?" the man asked the athlete.
"No, I'm German," he replied. "But how did you know my name was Walter?"

2)
Harried English tour guide at the height of the tourist season: "This is where they signed the Magna Charta."
Tourist: "When did they do that?"
Guide: "Twelve fifteen."
Tourist: "Doggone. We missed it by twenty minutes."

3)
One office worker to another: "My psychiatrist tells me that I'm afraid of success, but he says I have nothing to worry about."