KNOCK KNOCK / WHO'S THERE? V

Knock, knock.
Who's there?

1. Disguise - Disguise the limit
2. Amaryllis - Amaryllis state agent - wanna buy a house?
3. Meritricious - Meritricious and and a happy new year
4. Armageddon - Armageddon tired of waiting for you.

5)
Q. Why aren't there any knock, knock jokes about the United States?
A. Because, in the United States, freedom rings.

Credit:
5: Edith Best (seven years old)